"That was good. But I wanted more blood and GORE!!!"
*Mum, reading, isn't really listening* "Mhmm."
"I mean,
seriously, if they're going to put her in a white dress, they may as well dirty it up a little. Come on!! It was an enormous stomach wound; are you trying to tell me that
wouldn't bleed profusely?! Geez!"
"Mhmm."
"And what about pitching to your target audience! If she's going to die in a WHITE dress, at least cater to the goth constituent by making it a BLOODSTAINED white dress while they exchange vows of undying love!!"
*Mum finally starts listening; looks up, mildly alarmed*
"Come on!!! The UK has a HUGE goth component, I swear!!! White dres, blood, sand, death, marriage... it's all there, but there was no blood!!"
*Mum is looking at me and not bothering to nod anymore, looking bemused*
"And why the
hell would you antagonise him like that?! 'Hey Guy, guess what? I'm up in ur face, foiling ur planz.... and btw I <3 ROBIN NOT YOU. PS, you have a sword and I'm completely unarmed, and in case you didn't get the message, I'm in love with Robin. NOT YOU.' I mean, what was he supposed to do?! She knows... knew... anyway, that he was completely and utterly in love with him, and she was defenceless against his sword!!"
*Mum tries her hardest not to laugh at my arm swinging and wild gesticulation*
"And then she's all 'I'd rather die than marry you' and he's all 'Oh, well, far be it from me to deny you this, after all, I've never denied you anything before,' STAB. He's the most POSESSIVE little shit and I hope he commits suicide out of guilt!!!"
*Mum points out that he was technically '
osessive of, not in love with, Marian' which I concede on account of the 'if I can't have her, nobody else can' cliche, then continue ranting.*
"I don't ACTUALLY want him to die though... he looks too good in leather."
AND THEN WHEN I WAS RANTING ABOUT HOW THEY'VE PRACTICALLY WRITTEN OUT WILL AND DJAQ, BEC'S ALL *SPOILER* YEAH THEY COME BACK IN EPISODE 5.
Well thanks, I really wanted to be spoiled, having known for months now that Marian was going to die, meaning that I had nothing better to do than analyse what might have been an enjoyable death scene had I not been expecting it and therefore expecting to analyse every second.
Marion=idiot.
AND THEY KILLED CARTER. I LOVE THAT GUY.
So overall reaction is frustration. I miss Carter more than Marion because despite being a fantastic fighter, she has to go and die like a stupid WOMAN. Seriously! 'Oh well, even though I'm going to die when the sword's pulled out and I only have limited time with Robin, I'm going to pull it out now and hasten my death. I will die on my own terms, not when Guy's sword dictates it!!' Djaq: 'uh, actually, didn't it dictate the terms of your iminent death when it entered your stomach?' Marian: 'SHUT UP WITH YOUR LOGIC AND LET ME DRAMATICALLY DIE ALREADY!!!" *dead* X_x;;
Robin: 'God that shit was annoying.... Poor Carter.' *goes off to kill
Gizzy.
[END]
PS: Will and Djaq's kiss could have been
so much more romantic. I mean, who just grabs someone by both shoulders and mashes them?! All I wanted was some fingers-in-hair action or something!!
Devious Journal Entry
Raimei
Yearning
Rant
Wow!
As a result of BP's posting the image and claiming authorship (er - artist-ship?) over it, my copy of the image was removed following a "policy violation". It makes sense, as I never was (nor claimed to be!) the real artist behind the image.
